Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Desperate Measures

Man this long distance relationship is killing… missing out on all the fun…yes that thought wanders now n then even when I am counting down the days too... what? don’t be surprised I am a (hu)man, and a social animal. So the other day I was in this beautiful room with a large fish tank with a castle inside bubble water sound as the background music to my ears, lights from the chandelier giving the right amount of romantic affect and the dull winter weathered cool breeze with which I just walked in, making a really cosy atmosphere…

…There she comes, in white and yellow looking bright, beautiful and bold … I ask her about her husband and she replies back saying he will come back in the evening and asked me if she could be of any help I couldn’t say no but I couldn’t even say yes … so I said he has my file. She humbly said will check and offered me to sit. We both starred at each other and turned around and looked at our wedding rings …

…ignoring the rings she asked some water and I said water ummm Hot err Hot water!!! With stammering voice Excuse me she said and we both laughed and eased the moment...man that was tough. My mind was disturbed, I was desperate and so several thoughts were wandering and I felt like in the cartoons a devil and an angel sitting on my shoulders

Angel in Me

Evil in Me

You should wait until evening and come back later….

take it easy may be You should take a chance :). This is the time you be the Man, take the leap and take the risk

You are married and shouldn’t take such risks

so is she and she would know exactly how much risk to give

She is almost 10 years older than you…

yeah experience dude experience you have to take the chance now


… As the mind agreed to the evil side… the angel screamed “you desperate Maniac”, I ignored and started to talk…


…taking a sip I turned back and she was starring me and I starred back and we both locked eyes I wanted to make the first move but I hesitated but she didn’t before I could wink she was into me .. I was equally guilty but didn’t but stop her…desperate measures what to do !!!. Taking the lead and full advantage of my self- surrender and helplessness she drilled me oh yeah it was on hell of a ride I was getting tired but she didn’t break a sweat I gathered all my courage and changed the position for which I had to go through more pain…I almost screamed it was embarrassing but I resisted, seeing that she gently tucked me in saying “its almost over! its almost over!


To both our shock, her husband walked in… I was stifled and more helpless than before, she couldn’t stop, her husband walked behind her and
saw what’s happening and said ever so humbly and gently “relax it will be done soon”... I couldn’t believe my luck and so after a long hour of drilling and filling, my cavities got what they deserved.

Once she had done her job her husband looked at the work and appreciated the difficult task of covering the minefields in my mouth and they my friends are my dentists. They are almost like my relatives i keep visiting them very often :p ... I thanked them both and walked off with a swollen jaw and a numb tongue. Dental problems are nightmares I tell you.. I had to get them done before I leave. Missing my wife very dearly in these hard times counting down baby just few more days to go :-p



5 comments:

Pallo said...

OMG!!!!! yeh kya ho raha hai...

*(&^%$!@)(*&^$

mujhe doubt tha.. ;-) y u were visiting the dentist...hmmm ok but gud that u done with ur meeting and fixes else waha pe it have costed u big time dude.....hahahaha... ;-)

Unknown said...

Thank god its onli 9 more days for u to be with ur wifey....phew...else !!!!!! :P :P

a nice post ...where the suspense is created all through and made me IMAGINE THINGS rather very CREATIVE IMAGINATIONS ....hope u dont stop writing after u go to NYC:)

sarah said...

sanny sanny i was speechless when i read it n nw i m lauhin when d suspense is out....gud 1 sanny sanny.....

suparna said...

phuooooo!!! a deep breath...now little deeper ..

kya tha.... 1st dont go to dentist ever again without kaveri

2nd lady dentist can be little tuff to handle hummmmm kaveri ko zaroor parna ko bolna

finaly - was an good post ..nice one. all freaksss i"l luv it just the way i did

kepp posting !!!!! Yo

Sanny said...

:) nice to see the expressions :D