Dreams! Dreams! Dreams! Who doesn’t have them, ambition to become something, perfect in everything, achieve the impossible etc etc...? In dreams we become the ultimate-superstar of our life, we dream of being an unreal sports-star winning for country, the most beautiful women on earth who is floored with tons of compliments for real life actors(for women), film stars coming in dreams(naughty naughty :p )and what not... we simply rock in them like no one does. Our imaginations takes us to wild places, makes us do whats not even thought off in the real life and blah blah blah and I can keep going on this but most of it are kept to ourselves and some of it which are close to real life and less ambitious are announced and out of which I get to hear some very strange dreams of my wife which brings us to this post :p
I on the other hand, like the very few sleep less infact as Kaveri says I don't know how to sleep and I don’t have too many dreams to tell either all I got is one like most men dream, I come I see I do I do I do wait a min yeah I do and I don’t remember the later part I say and she honestly ignores much to the real life :).
But Kaveri sleeps like a log...let me tell you, she doesn't need comfort, she doesn’t need a bed, she doesn't need food, she in fact doesn't even need space oh yes she is very close to sleeping with her eyes wide open one, she needs like a good 8-10 hour sleep anything less would reflect to stress, migraine headaches and what not also the lost hours are covered up on the weekend purposefully and successfully with interest, in my circle of friends she is the only one whom I know has slept for 2 days continuously and only got up one meal....and so she Dreams or rather she calls them Dreams but for me they give complete new meaning and also probes me a bit.
As I said one wishes to do the unthinkable or some pleasure in dreams, my wife gets dreams which are almost close to every other blockbustered-multistarred-huge-budgetted-hindi and english flop movies :) Which are something of these lines...
..me hitting on other gals and cheating yes etc etc too… she sees me first doing it secretly and then she catches me red handed and then forgives me , I feel the guilt and realize the love and we live happily
...me arguing with her and leaving her in some deserted place in the middle of the night with wild animals chasing her but eventually she gets courage kills all those wild things and chases the life out of me and when I am almost about to get killed by her bare hands she forgives and we live happily ever after
...sometimes when she sees some horror movie, she becomes one of the characters of that movie ofcorse me being the ghost and she tries to run or get life into me somehow and the other times she becomes the ghost and chases me and makes my life hell and the lives of chicks I hit on...adding the tag line true love never dies! dah?
...falling of a cliff are very common dreams to most, but Kaveri is pushed by me somehow got hooked a tree comes back to take revenge changes her look, plastic surgery and all and then takes me to the same cliff pushes me but catches me at the last sec of my 1000ft hanging one handed grip and forgives as I fall to her feet and realize what I have done and we live happily ever after
...its the big change in the universe where women rule the world(by saying that I mean women get to do what all men do and all men do what women do of the 18th Century)... yes pregnancy to men, household work other painful things which I cant tell, so she is living in this world married to me. I wake her up every morning to give bed coffee which she slaps on my face as its cold for her and hot on my face, I do the cooking she does the throwing...ok think of typical Indian wife with a troubled husband story with all the troubles a innocent wife faces with a drunken ill treating etc etc partner. This is her favourite dream some how the frequency of this dream is more than anything else also she desires that this should happen for a day at least...
Now those are some of the repeated dreams she gets I don’t remember all of them but when she does… it takes her a movie time to explain, I am going to listen carefully and describe more briefly and believe me they are so much entertaining than any movie. Well all this was before marriage and we being away from each other I can understand her fears but hoping all this would change to better dreams and closer to mine and also secretly praying at least few of them are true except for her fav :).
I on the other hand, like the very few sleep less infact as Kaveri says I don't know how to sleep and I don’t have too many dreams to tell either all I got is one like most men dream, I come I see I do I do I do wait a min yeah I do and I don’t remember the later part I say and she honestly ignores much to the real life :).But Kaveri sleeps like a log...let me tell you, she doesn't need comfort, she doesn’t need a bed, she doesn't need food, she in fact doesn't even need space oh yes she is very close to sleeping with her eyes wide open one, she needs like a good 8-10 hour sleep anything less would reflect to stress, migraine headaches and what not also the lost hours are covered up on the weekend purposefully and successfully with interest, in my circle of friends she is the only one whom I know has slept for 2 days continuously and only got up one meal....and so she Dreams or rather she calls them Dreams but for me they give complete new meaning and also probes me a bit.
As I said one wishes to do the unthinkable or some pleasure in dreams, my wife gets dreams which are almost close to every other blockbustered-multistarred-huge-budgetted-hindi and english flop movies :) Which are something of these lines...
..me hitting on other gals and cheating yes etc etc too… she sees me first doing it secretly and then she catches me red handed and then forgives me , I feel the guilt and realize the love and we live happily
...me arguing with her and leaving her in some deserted place in the middle of the night with wild animals chasing her but eventually she gets courage kills all those wild things and chases the life out of me and when I am almost about to get killed by her bare hands she forgives and we live happily ever after
...sometimes when she sees some horror movie, she becomes one of the characters of that movie ofcorse me being the ghost and she tries to run or get life into me somehow and the other times she becomes the ghost and chases me and makes my life hell and the lives of chicks I hit on...adding the tag line true love never dies! dah?
...falling of a cliff are very common dreams to most, but Kaveri is pushed by me somehow got hooked a tree comes back to take revenge changes her look, plastic surgery and all and then takes me to the same cliff pushes me but catches me at the last sec of my 1000ft hanging one handed grip and forgives as I fall to her feet and realize what I have done and we live happily ever after
...its the big change in the universe where women rule the world(by saying that I mean women get to do what all men do and all men do what women do of the 18th Century)... yes pregnancy to men, household work other painful things which I cant tell, so she is living in this world married to me. I wake her up every morning to give bed coffee which she slaps on my face as its cold for her and hot on my face, I do the cooking she does the throwing...ok think of typical Indian wife with a troubled husband story with all the troubles a innocent wife faces with a drunken ill treating etc etc partner. This is her favourite dream some how the frequency of this dream is more than anything else also she desires that this should happen for a day at least...
Now those are some of the repeated dreams she gets I don’t remember all of them but when she does… it takes her a movie time to explain, I am going to listen carefully and describe more briefly and believe me they are so much entertaining than any movie. Well all this was before marriage and we being away from each other I can understand her fears but hoping all this would change to better dreams and closer to mine and also secretly praying at least few of them are true except for her fav :).
5 comments:
I thought I would gather some courage (to get married) by reading your blog, but serioulsy this is NOT helping.
and OMG those dreams ? Her dreams ?
Well your nightmares !!
I am happy for the writer in you; and sad for the husband :p good luck with the nightmares
hahaha...awesome dreams kav.. ;-) Gud luck tosh with her dreams..gud that they r just the dreams else 1000fts...u hanging..hahaha its more than any movie eeestyle... :-)
Ah ...... real owesome dude ...n all the best kav for your and Sani dreams 2gether...........
oh this is mah fav paragraph " its the big change in the universe where women rule the world(by saying that I mean women get to do what all men do and all men do what women do of the 18th Century)... yes pregnancy to men, household work other painful things which I cant tell, so she is living in this world married to me. I wake her up every morning to give bed coffee which she slaps on my face as its cold for her and hot on my face, I do the cooking she does the throwing...ok think of typical Indian wife with a troubled husband story with all the troubles a innocent wife faces with a drunken ill treating etc etc partner. This is her favourite dream some how the frequency of this dream is more than anything else also she desires that this should happen for a day at least..." .....Hope i get the same dream soon
Peeps ..... pls stop wishing me luck its like i committed err we committed some mistake :P
@harsha ... never get inspired by a married man to get married he is confused and would only advise on what mistakes he has done in his :P .. but u came to the right place and to the right person ... all these dreams are so good bro ... when it happens in real life it will not come as a shock,will hear "i was expecting" :) which itself is the end of discussion :D
@Suparna.. All the best :P
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